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It makes me falafel.
Why I do joke about Egyptian food? Just be couscous.
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Come on.. Where's your sense of hummus?
Why I do joke about Egyptian food? Just be couscous.
Wait no don't downvote..
Come on.. Where's your sense of hummus?
Latest Jokes
A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has
getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the
thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball
from a nearby
drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client
places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with
the
closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the
client asks in garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like
everyone else does."
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has
getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the
thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball
from a nearby
drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client
places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with
the
closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the
client asks in garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like
everyone else does."
What happened to the girl who
wore a
mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.
wore a
mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.
Why are teachers happy at Halloween
parties?
Because there's lots of school spirit!
parties?
Because there's lots of school spirit!
Why
did the wizard wear a yellow robe to
the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.
did the wizard wear a yellow robe to
the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.
What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.
Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.
Q: What do you get when you put an
experimental monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces.
experimental monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces.
Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a
tree?
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
tree?
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
A man walks outside to his car for work, when
he
notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and
finds the
animal control number, calls and asks them to send over
someone who's
a gorilla expert.
When the man arrives, he is
carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair
of handcuffs. The man
says,''What are all of those for?''
The animal control officer
says, ''I'll climb up in the tree, knock
the gorilla down, the dog
will bite him in the nuts and you must slap
the handcuffs on his
wrists.''
The man asks,''What is the gun for?''
The
animal control officer responds, ''If I fall first, you shoot the
dog!'''
he
notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and
finds the
animal control number, calls and asks them to send over
someone who's
a gorilla expert.
When the man arrives, he is
carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair
of handcuffs. The man
says,''What are all of those for?''
The animal control officer
says, ''I'll climb up in the tree, knock
the gorilla down, the dog
will bite him in the nuts and you must slap
the handcuffs on his
wrists.''
The man asks,''What is the gun for?''
The
animal control officer responds, ''If I fall first, you shoot the
dog!'''
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
I'd like a new frog, please.
But you bought
one only yesterday. What happened?
It Kermit-ted suicide.
But you bought
one only yesterday. What happened?
It Kermit-ted suicide.
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