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Featured Joke
When she wants to take a bath...
She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water
She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water
Latest Jokes
Want to buy a pocket computer?
No, thanks,
I already know how many pockets I've got.
No, thanks,
I already know how many pockets I've got.
This computer
you charged me L950 for
doesn't work....and you said it would be
trouble free.
It is, I
charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all
that
trouble absolutely free!
you charged me L950 for
doesn't work....and you said it would be
trouble free.
It is, I
charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all
that
trouble absolutely free!
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
on?
Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
on?
Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
Teacher: Look at the state of the school
computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in
it!
Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at
all.
computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in
it!
Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at
all.
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a
choice of computers to use.
Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the
one we've got or don't
use any at all.
choice of computers to use.
Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the
one we've got or don't
use any at all.
Mum, Mum,
Dad's broken my
computer!
How did he do that?
I dropped it on his head.
Dad's broken my
computer!
How did he do that?
I dropped it on his head.
I've been sitting at this computer for hours
and I haven't seen a
single website.
That's because you're
supposed to sit facing the screen.
and I haven't seen a
single website.
That's because you're
supposed to sit facing the screen.
I've been on my computer all night!
Don't
you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone
else?
Don't
you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone
else?
Helpline? I've just pushed a
piece of
bacon into my disk drive!
Has the computer stopped working?
No, but
there's a lot of crackling.
piece of
bacon into my disk drive!
Has the computer stopped working?
No, but
there's a lot of crackling.
Customer: I think I've got a bug in my
computer.
Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?
Customer:
Yes.
Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
computer.
Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?
Customer:
Yes.
Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
Computer
helpline?
Everytime I log onto
the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes
snow white....
helpline?
Everytime I log onto
the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes
snow white....
"Do you turn on your computer with your left
hand
or your right hand?"
" My right hand."
" Amazing!Most
people have to use the on/off switch."
hand
or your right hand?"
" My right hand."
" Amazing!Most
people have to use the on/off switch."
A confused caller was having troubles printing
documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that
it
''could not find the printer.'' The user had even tried
turning the
computer screen to face the printerbut his computer still
could not
'see' the printer.
documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that
it
''could not find the printer.'' The user had even tried
turning the
computer screen to face the printerbut his computer still
could not
'see' the printer.
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