Jokes Collection

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Featured Joke

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.
The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"

The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."

The man says, "And the Viagra?"

"Keeps him from falling out of bed."
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Latest Jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm a
computer.
My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right
away!
I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why do computer teachers never get

sick?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why did the duck stick his leg into a

computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why did the duck stick his leg into a

computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why did the dish and spoon hide their
computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why
did the computer act crazy?
It had
a screw loose.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Would you like to buy a second-hand
computer?
I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Who sits on Cinderella's
keyboard?
Buttons.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
You're spending a lot of time at that

computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?
No, they've always
been blue!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Who holds up
stagecoaches and steals
laptop computers?
Click Turpin
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Which kind of ink do you put in your
computer's printer?
Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, yes you do,
but I didn't want to mention it.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Which football team to you need to connect up
your
computer?
Leeds.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Where is the best place to buy computer
software?
Washington C.D
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
In
its trunk.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
When do computers
go to sleep?
When
it's internight.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What's the difference between your finger and
a
hammer?
I don't know!
Well, you're not using my computer
keyboard then!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you get if you take your computer to
an ice
rink?
A slipped disk.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you get if you stuff your computer's
disk drive
with herbs?
A thyme machine.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you get if you cross a computer with a

hamburger?
A big mac.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you get if you cross a computer

with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite.
Added: Jan 1, 2018

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