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Featured Joke

A woman gets on a bus holding her baby.

"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen," says the bus driver.

In a huff, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes an aisle
seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her senses her agitation and asks what's
wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me!" she shouts.

The man replies, "Well, he's a public servant and shouldn't say
things to insult passengers!"

You're right," says the woman. "I think I'll go back up there and
give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," the man replies. "Here, let me hold your
monkey."
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Latest Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost
a
fight?
A vark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call an aardvark that's just won

a fight?
A well 'aardvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call a boxing match between two

aardvarks?
A snout bout!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Where does the aardvark family always
come
first?
In the phone book!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
is very
loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why was Easter the aardvark's
favorite
holiday?
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
They
can stick to the subject!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
How do ants hide from aardvarks?
They
disguise themselves as uncles!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What does the aardvark take sailing?
An
aard ark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What command does the aardvark give most often

when he sails?
Snout about!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What does an aardvark use when he has
a
cold?
An ant-ihistamine!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore

throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your
Ant!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Who's aardvark's favorite male
singer?
Frank Sinostril!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Who's the aardvark's favorite female
vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He
went DATA way!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A.
He uses "windows".
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Doctor, doctor, I
keep thinking I'm a
laptop computer.
You're just run down, let me give you some
vitamins.
No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
Added: Jan 1, 2018

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