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What did the
impatient waiter ask the
gluttonous aardvark?
Is that your final ant, sir!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
How many aardvarks can ride on an
elephant?
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call an aardvark that's good at
golf?
A paredvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
A
starredvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call an road construction
aardvark?
A tarredvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A
yardvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why do aardvarks make undesirable
neighbors?
Because they always have their noses in other people's

business!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he's got
ants in his pants!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and
the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the
aardvark won by a
nose!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What did the aardvark say when he lost
the
race to the ant?
If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks
can't?
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call an aardvark that writes
poems?
A bardvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call an aardvark good with a light
saber?
A darthvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call a thick-skinned
aardvark?
A hardvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call an aardvark that plays
poker?
A cardvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call a pickled aardvark?
A
jarredvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call an aardvark in a frying
pan?
A lardvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call an aardvark outside
Buckingham Palace?
A guardvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call an aardvark that's been
thrown out of a
pub?
A barredvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018

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