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How come wrong numbers are never
busy?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it

sounds?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Have you ever imagined a world with no

hypothetical situations?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Do vegetarians eat animal

crackers?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
How come it takes so little time for a

child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay
out all night?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Does
killing time damage
eternity?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why are
cigarettes sold at gas
stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Do vampires get AIDS?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why is it that at class reunions you

feel younger than everyone else looks?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
TV shows?
It's the VCRdvard
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The
nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a

motorcycle!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
How do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked

through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly

lady answered.
"How much are your aardvarks?" he asked.

"They're L6 each," came the reply.
"Did you raise them yourself?"
inquired the man.
"Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5
each."
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a

tail?
A man holding an aardvark.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
I've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don't really know. I've
heard it growling, it
doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's
what I want to
find out.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a

firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could
fly like that.
2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian

companion?
Tanto
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
tall in the
saddle?
The Lone Aardvark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What do you call a Polish aardvark?
A
Polaark!
Added: Jan 1, 2018

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