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Why did the auditor cross the
road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last
year.
road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last
year.
How do you know when an
accountant's on
holidays?
He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
accountant's on
holidays?
He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
Why do accountants get excited on
Saturdays?
They can wear casual clothes to work
Saturdays?
They can wear casual clothes to work
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant
is getting soft?
When he actually listens to Marketing before saying
No
is getting soft?
When he actually listens to Marketing before saying
No
There are three kinds of
accountants in
the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.
accountants in
the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.
How do you know accountants have no
imagination?
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
imagination?
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
What does it mean when an accountant is
drooling out of
both sides of his mouth?
His desk is level
drooling out of
both sides of his mouth?
His desk is level
Conversation between two accountants at a
cocktail party:
".......and ninthly..."
cocktail party:
".......and ninthly..."
The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be
more
relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at
10.53:16 am,
Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
more
relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at
10.53:16 am,
Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
What does an accountant say when
you ask
him the time?
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no
wait - 14
seconds, no wait......
you ask
him the time?
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no
wait - 14
seconds, no wait......
What's the most wicked thing a
group of
young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
group of
young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
What's the most wicked thing a group of
young accountants
can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
young accountants
can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
How do you drive an accountant completely
insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a
road map the
wrong way.
insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a
road map the
wrong way.
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