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It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads!

(England fan here using humour to cope with the pain...)
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Latest Jokes

Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such an inconvenient time?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a
joke?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Which of the Himalayas is the

shortest?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does baby oil come from?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Don't you just hate the blatant

materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what
you
got?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of our time: Where do'
solutions go when a candidate gets
elected?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
If the world is getting smaller, why do
postal rates keep going
up?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
How does AVON find so many women willing
to take orders
?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck
together?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why do we drive on parkways when we park

on driveways?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all the
money go?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why is brassiere singular and panties

plural?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn on your
head-lights, what happens?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why don't sheep shrink when it

rains?
Added: Jan 1, 2018

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