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A recent survey conducted asked about a thousand 13-year old gamers what they had done last week.
92% said "your mum"
92% said "your mum"
Latest Jokes
School lunches are not generally popular with
those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.
"What
kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy
indignantly.
"What's it taste of ?" asked the cook.
"Glue!"
"Then it's
apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.
"What
kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy
indignantly.
"What's it taste of ?" asked the cook.
"Glue!"
"Then it's
apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
puffed,
"is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say," said his Dad.
"Well, give me an apple quick ?
I've just broken the doctor's
window!"
puffed,
"is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say," said his Dad.
"Well, give me an apple quick ?
I've just broken the doctor's
window!"
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
yard. One
had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms
won't you!" The
first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out
for
themselves."
yard. One
had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms
won't you!" The
first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out
for
themselves."
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