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What's the difference between a worm and an
apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!
apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!
What did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle
for the
teacher!'
he was
holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle
for the
teacher!'
What did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
After a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker's boss
tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If
you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how
many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who
asked, I'd still have 4
apples."
report, a worker's boss
tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If
you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how
many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who
asked, I'd still have 4
apples."
A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
northern California's apple country.
He stopped at an orchard
and asked the owner, "How much are yer
apples?"
"All you
can pick for one dollar," said the rancher.
"Okay," said the
Pennsylvanian. "I'll take two dollars'
worth."
northern California's apple country.
He stopped at an orchard
and asked the owner, "How much are yer
apples?"
"All you
can pick for one dollar," said the rancher.
"Okay," said the
Pennsylvanian. "I'll take two dollars'
worth."
Two girls were having their packed lunch in
the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,
'Watch out for
worms won't you !'
The first one replied, 'why should I ? They
can watch out for
themselves.
the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,
'Watch out for
worms won't you !'
The first one replied, 'why should I ? They
can watch out for
themselves.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
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