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Latest Jokes
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
snake?
Stop crying and viper your nose.
snake?
Stop crying and viper your nose.
How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either
a monster or a giant
banana.
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either
a monster or a giant
banana.
Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you
glad I didn't say banana ?
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you
glad I didn't say banana ?
Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up
and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the
outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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