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Suddenly, one of them collapses and does not seem to be breathing. The other pulls out his cell phone and calls the cops. He says, "Help. I think my friend is dead." The cop tells him, "Calm down. First of all, make sure he is actually dead." The cop hears a gunshot on the line and that person say, "Okay, what's the next step?"
A man and woman were on a first date. Things were going well so he felt obligated to tell her.
"I just want to let you know, before we go further that you're okay with something..." he says.
"What is it?" She curiously inquires.
"I have a baby-sized penis." He hesitantly admits.
"Oh don't worry about that, I'm sure we'll figure something out after a few drinks." She says as she winks and smiles.
Later that night they are in his apartment. Things start to get heavy and clothes come off. As he takes off his underwear, she let's out a gasp.
"I didn't know a penis could be that size?! She says.
"I told you it's the size of a baby. Eight pounds 6 ounces."
Edit: Thank you for making this my most popular post. Nothing like people enjoying sex with babies...sized penises.
"I just want to let you know, before we go further that you're okay with something..." he says.
"What is it?" She curiously inquires.
"I have a baby-sized penis." He hesitantly admits.
"Oh don't worry about that, I'm sure we'll figure something out after a few drinks." She says as she winks and smiles.
Later that night they are in his apartment. Things start to get heavy and clothes come off. As he takes off his underwear, she let's out a gasp.
"I didn't know a penis could be that size?! She says.
"I told you it's the size of a baby. Eight pounds 6 ounces."
Edit: Thank you for making this my most popular post. Nothing like people enjoying sex with babies...sized penises.
Hey guys, So next week my sister is graduating with a degree in political science. I decided I want to get a bunch of political Jokes together to tell at her grad party.
If anyone has any good political Jokes please let me know. Thanks!
If anyone has any good political Jokes please let me know. Thanks!
Their representative said it'd ruin their image if they took on a project easy enough for BayBees
It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life
they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase
they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase
A 12 year old passes by. One pedophile looks at the other and says:
Aaah, time forgives no-one. She must've been a stunner in her days
Aaah, time forgives no-one. She must've been a stunner in her days
..."I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
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