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It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank.
Everyone loses.
Everyone loses.
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and a very big man sits next to him and says "did you know that if you take ten shots and jump off of the 10th floor of this building, you'll be perfectly unharmed?"
the man responded very skeptically "I'm not falling for that". the big man says "no I'm completely serious, watch I'll do it first". so the big man takes 10 shots, goes up to the 10th floor, jumps off, hits the ground hard, and stands right back up.
the man says "WOW! I've gotta try this" and proceeds to take ten shots. he goes up to the 10th floor, jumps off, hits the ground hard, and dies. the big man begins to chuckle, walks back into the bar and sits down.
the bartender looks at him disappointed and says "Superman, you're an asshole"
the man responded very skeptically "I'm not falling for that". the big man says "no I'm completely serious, watch I'll do it first". so the big man takes 10 shots, goes up to the 10th floor, jumps off, hits the ground hard, and stands right back up.
the man says "WOW! I've gotta try this" and proceeds to take ten shots. he goes up to the 10th floor, jumps off, hits the ground hard, and dies. the big man begins to chuckle, walks back into the bar and sits down.
the bartender looks at him disappointed and says "Superman, you're an asshole"
So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'!
So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'!
So ya got...
Thanks Family Guy.
So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'!
So ya got...
Thanks Family Guy.
If America has 'astronauts' and Russia has 'cosmonauts', does Denmark have 'deeznauts'?
Almost all long words are shortened into abbreviated portmanteaus, like "SaiKyo" for "Saitama to Tokyo" or "koko" for "koto gakko".
It also has a fondness English loanwords, so things like "Mobile Game" become "MobaGe".
The problem is, despite their fondness for English words, most Japanese people aren't particularly familiar with English itself.
Sadly, I don't think that's really the appropriate contraction of "Rap Artist".
It also has a fondness English loanwords, so things like "Mobile Game" become "MobaGe".
The problem is, despite their fondness for English words, most Japanese people aren't particularly familiar with English itself.
Sadly, I don't think that's really the appropriate contraction of "Rap Artist".
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