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What's the difference between Obama and Jesus?

Jesus could at least make a cabinet.
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"Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Bonus joke:

What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car?

"Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."
Added: Jan 2, 2018
transparent
Added: Jan 2, 2018
But then your mama got on...
Added: Jan 2, 2018
To tell my wife we're just friends with benefits.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
San Fran Crisco
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He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
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No? Oh.....
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Hepatitis Eh.
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Beets.
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Ass:Ass.
Jack:Ass?
Ass:Yes.
Jack:Yes?
Ass:No.
Jack:No?
Ass:JackAss.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
If you put Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton on an island, who would survive?

AMERICA
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Two gay men decide to have a night in for some netflix and chill. They order pizza and start watching some netflix. About 20 minutes into an episode of Daredevil, things start getting frisky. Before they know it sex is happening. All of a sudden the doorbell rings. "That must be the pizza guy! Don't finish before I get back!" and runs to answer the door, throwing on clothes quickly. When he returns, he finds the room covered in spum. The man looks at his husband and says "I told you not to finish!" and the other man looks back at him and says "I didn't, I farted."
Added: Jan 2, 2018
For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Say "Shoo".
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I said "piss off!" and sure enough it stopped.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
He's a giant Banner
Added: Jan 2, 2018
You get your palm read at the same time....
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Na, I would take that for a grain of salt.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Just the other day I saw *several* movies starring women in a variety of roles, such as a teacher, a pizza delivery girl, and a naughty horse trainer.
Added: Jan 2, 2018

Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and disappears.

After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him.

Harry drags him into the boat and notices he's not breathing.

"Better give him mouth-to-mouth" says Tom.

"Whew! I don't remember him having this bad of breath!" says Harry.

Tom replies, "Oh yeah, well I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit!"
Added: Jan 2, 2018

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