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Next to an old white couple and asks, "so where y'all from?"
The white woman says "where I'm from, we don't end our sentences with prepositions."
The other woman says "so where y'all from, bitch?"
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One useless person is useless.
Two useless people are a law firm.
Hundreds of useless people are Congress.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Stop imagining.
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It helps to make your clothes nice and crisp.
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I asked him to leaf me a loan.
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Well hell-if-i-know!
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Scottish.
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Because lions don't know how to cook.
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He was a polar bear!
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?
Beef Jerky.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
The first order 1 beer, the second 2 beers, the third 3, and so on...
The bartender doesn't pour anything and say "Yall own me 1/12 of a beer"
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When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.
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15 or 16
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A trump on a hump
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sits down and orders a drink. He asks the bartender "are you into incest?"
the bartender pours him his drink and says "relatively."
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..."Don't Fro Doh".
Added: Jan 2, 2018
If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it on the fire and puts it out.

If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out.

If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
One says to another, "I'll drive. You shoot."
Added: Jan 2, 2018
One says to the other, "I'd better get out and dry myself."
Added: Jan 2, 2018
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Added: Jan 2, 2018

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