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Next to an old white couple and asks, "so where y'all from?"
The white woman says "where I'm from, we don't end our sentences with prepositions."
The other woman says "so where y'all from, bitch?"
The white woman says "where I'm from, we don't end our sentences with prepositions."
The other woman says "so where y'all from, bitch?"
One useless person is useless.
Two useless people are a law firm.
Hundreds of useless people are Congress.
Two useless people are a law firm.
Hundreds of useless people are Congress.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with epilepsy?
Beef Jerky.
Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with epilepsy?
Beef Jerky.
The first order 1 beer, the second 2 beers, the third 3, and so on...
The bartender doesn't pour anything and say "Yall own me 1/12 of a beer"
The bartender doesn't pour anything and say "Yall own me 1/12 of a beer"
sits down and orders a drink. He asks the bartender "are you into incest?"
the bartender pours him his drink and says "relatively."
the bartender pours him his drink and says "relatively."
If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it on the fire and puts it out.
If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out.
If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.
If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out.
If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.
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