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Because no one's going to do me
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She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack.
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I am fifteen.
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The cookie!
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"What sort of a set-up is this anyway? There's a line over there for bad food, another one for terrible champagne, which one are we in?"

"I think this is the shitty punch line."
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You put a boogey in it
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He got all z's.
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My bike
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Serious business
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He spiked the drinks.
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Ba-Na-Na-Na
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got me a Rolex for my birthday.

I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch."
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Trump is winning!
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To make them happy before they die
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The worst case of suicide he ever saw
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Oat couture
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Well seasoned and well rounded.
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Whiskers on the rocks
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Chances are you're in the fruit aisle.
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They want to show me all of their stuff, but end up running out of things to show me so they start getting desperate and take extreme measures to keep my attention with jokes that run on too long or they get really loud.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
A woman was accused of attacking her husband with several guitars. When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?"
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
Added: Jan 2, 2018

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