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Japan will ban Putin from attending Abe's funeral if he wants...
And what will Japan do if Putin does not want to?
And what will Japan do if Putin does not want to?
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This puts the tribe's chief in a fury and immediatly summons the white missionary that was sent by the Church in his village.
Chief: "Explain the white kid, white man!"
Priest: "Well, you see, a white child amongst your black tribe is... like the black lamb that was recently born in your herd of white sheep, they..."
Chief, interrupting: "If... if you keep quiet about the black lamb, I'll keep quiet about the child."
Chief: "Explain the white kid, white man!"
Priest: "Well, you see, a white child amongst your black tribe is... like the black lamb that was recently born in your herd of white sheep, they..."
Chief, interrupting: "If... if you keep quiet about the black lamb, I'll keep quiet about the child."
Mickey has just finished explaining to the judge why he wants to divorce his partner of many years. After hearing Mickey's story, the judge says, "Mr. Mouse, I understand it's difficult to deal with, but I don't think you should separate from your wife just because you think she's acting a little crazy. Most husbands believe their wives are kind of nutty."
"No, your honor, you don't understand" Mickey replies, "she's FUCKING Goofy!"
"No, your honor, you don't understand" Mickey replies, "she's FUCKING Goofy!"
It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money.
knock on the door of the local Nunnery.
Mother Superior comes out and one asks "Mother Superior, do you have any nuns that are midgets?"
She thinks and says "I know of no midget Nuns in the entire country."
The guy then says "Can we call the Vatican and ask if there are ANY midget nuns anywhere?"
Mother Superior agrees and they do.
The Vatican spokesman confirms - there are no midget nuns anywhere in the world.
The guy looks at his friend and says "See?! I told you that you were fucking a penguin..."
Mother Superior comes out and one asks "Mother Superior, do you have any nuns that are midgets?"
She thinks and says "I know of no midget Nuns in the entire country."
The guy then says "Can we call the Vatican and ask if there are ANY midget nuns anywhere?"
Mother Superior agrees and they do.
The Vatican spokesman confirms - there are no midget nuns anywhere in the world.
The guy looks at his friend and says "See?! I told you that you were fucking a penguin..."
Three scientists, a German, an Iranian, and an American, go to the Amazon rainforest to study plants. They parachute into middle of the rainforest and almost immediately get caught by a tribe of rainforest cannibals. The cannibals take the scientists to their leader and he tells them," we're going to use your teeth to make necklaces for our women, your scalps for hats, and then we're going to use the rest of your skin to make canoes, buy you may choose your own death." The German asks for the gun in his bag and shoots himself. The Iranian says,"I have some rope in my bag, I'll hang myself." The American asks,"can I have a fork?" The Indians were confused, but they brought him a fork and the American started poking holes in himself EVERYWHERE. The Indians start to panic and ask,"what the hell a are you doing?????" And he shouts,"FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR CANOES"
Unlike Hitler Trump wants to round up every Juan.
Edit : No offence to Trump supporters or anyone!
Edit : No offence to Trump supporters or anyone!
It's fun to look but completely worthless!
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Edit: Wow, front page! :D
Edit 2: Oh crap, nvm. I was still on the new submissions page lol. forever alone
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Edit: Wow, front page! :D
Edit 2: Oh crap, nvm. I was still on the new submissions page lol. forever alone
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