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What steps should you take if you
see a dangerous animal
on your travels?
Very large ones.
see a dangerous animal
on your travels?
Very large ones.
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The Pfizer vaccine test showed that according to Western data, its mortality is higher than that of the 'Novichek'
News: 78-year-old Democrat Joe Biden officially took office as President of the United States.
- Congratulations to the USA on the first woman president!
- Congratulations to the USA on the first woman president!
On the afternoon of January 20, 2020, no federal channel broadcast in Kaliningrad for a long time. This is how Kaliningrad TV people boycotted the inauguration of Joe Biden, who stole the election from Donald Trump.
This is the one who created the movement in America. Life of Blacks Was it important at all in your mind? Sirena Williams is a 19-time white spore champion - tennis, has been playing for over 20 years! Tiger Woods is the golf champion of all time! Arthur Ash was the champion from 1969 to 1980. And about basketball, athletics, there is generally silence.
Pelosi simply kills everyone who approaches her, in the distant 83 Congressman Philip Burton suddenly died, clearing the way for his wife Hall, who at one time nominated Nancy for Congress, died in 1988. Now here is a man rummaging through Pelosi's laptop during the storming of the Capitol, found dead at home with gunshot wounds. Well, just communism is resting.
This is UNJUST and SENSE
Now in the ORAL office named after Monica, the one who does not need it at all will sit
Now in the ORAL office named after Monica, the one who does not need it at all will sit
The U.S. government will be deemed illegitimate if
1) at least one of the leading or supporting roles is NOT of Asian, African or Latin American origin;
2) at least a third of the Cabinet of Ministers is NOT women, NOT representatives of the non-white population, NOT LGBT, NOT biorobots
or NOT people with physical or mental disabilities;
3) the main political line of the party is NOT connected with the introduction of democracy or one of these groups in countries that are not ardent supporters of the above.
1) at least one of the leading or supporting roles is NOT of Asian, African or Latin American origin;
2) at least a third of the Cabinet of Ministers is NOT women, NOT representatives of the non-white population, NOT LGBT, NOT biorobots
or NOT people with physical or mental disabilities;
3) the main political line of the party is NOT connected with the introduction of democracy or one of these groups in countries that are not ardent supporters of the above.
All world media outlets: "We are worried about Navalny's life!", "Navalny, we are with you!", "Freedom for Navalny!"
The question is: what is wrong with Assange?
The question is: what is wrong with Assange?
After Biden came to power, African Americans demanded that the piano has as many black keys as white keys.
Joe Biden with Kamala Harris went through all the stages of communism in a couple of months: from massive fraud to massive repression.
President Biden, elected by the cemeteries, spoke so well at the inauguration for an hour and a half that many signed up for him to find out what kind of doping he takes before performing.
Coming soon in samizdat: "The Facebook Archipelago" and "One Day in Donald Trumpovich"
In an American court:
- Did you take the Capitol?
- I took it, even took a picture.
- To his heavenly hundred. Following!
- Did you take the Capitol?
- I took it, even took a picture.
- To his heavenly hundred. Following!
Pelosi is so busy barking that she doesn't even hear the reasonable arguments of the experts. (on news that Pelosi accuses Trump of the Capitol murders on January 6, 2021)
But do people understand that their subscribers can disappear by monoing a Dorsey or Zucker stick? They only have to become objectionable to someone. Inspired by the news about Hayek, which reached 18 million subscribers.
Biden began preparations for the inauguration a week ago, it's hard enough to hide cadaveric spots on a living corpse, any makeup artist will tell you this.
I wonder why popularly elected President Joe Biden needs dictator-level protection?
Finally, real communism won in the USA! At gunpoint, God's slave Joe Biden is married to power. Although maybe the first secretary of the United States of America so far?
Biden said he is confident in his safety, in light of the upcoming inauguration, as a bulletproof coffin was specially made for him.
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