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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
Latest Jokes
On the same day that Xi Jinping was discussing wars, Joe Biden was spending his time ensuring that our military pays for transgender surgical operations.
News: Biden lifted Trump's ban on US military service for transgender people.
- Now everybody will be even more afraid the US Army!
- Now everybody will be even more afraid the US Army!
Biden promises to pass the Equality Act prohibiting discrimination based on sexual orientation.
So what is this? With a traditional orientation in the states, will it be possible to find a job? What and even in universities? And who then will educate the youth, join the ranks of the Democrats?
So what is this? With a traditional orientation in the states, will it be possible to find a job? What and even in universities? And who then will educate the youth, join the ranks of the Democrats?
The highest manifestation of democracy in the United States is to impeach Trump ... after resignation
- Well, who will now go to Biden in the oral office with a report?
- I can't remember - either Mata Harris or Kamala Harrison
- I can't remember - either Mata Harris or Kamala Harrison
It seems to me alone that everyone fell ill with Navalny, who, in principle, does not make films alone and not with his own money, and completely forgot about Assange, who opened the website with his own money and published real documents?
Trump, leaving the White House, left a note to Biden: "Don't forget to water the flowers and take out the trash. I'll be there in 4 years. "
Nancy Pelosi asks the Armenian radio: How do you live next to Russia? Are you not afraid? - No, we're not threatening her.
Biden brought America back to the World Health Organization. The States failed to treat the whole world at home.
Biden's first steps as president are to receive a pension, play with his great-grandchildren, make a will ...
Biden wants to deprive Americans of the right to bang their heads against the wall on the Mexican-American border.
Call to Zelensky's residence. The secretary picks up the phone:
- Vladimir Alexandrovich! This is from the White House! They ask to call the President of Ukraine.
- Hello, Mr. Biden! Your call is a great honor for me. Congratulations on taking office!
- Thank you, dear Mr. Poroshenko!
- Vladimir Alexandrovich! This is from the White House! They ask to call the President of Ukraine.
- Hello, Mr. Biden! Your call is a great honor for me. Congratulations on taking office!
- Thank you, dear Mr. Poroshenko!
Biden exceeded all expectations. The first decree was about the obligatory wearing of muzzles by the Americans, which he immediately removed. The second is about an increase in unemployment among Americans under the guise of fighting global warming.
Next in line is the ban on fracking in the United States and the lifting of sanctions on Nord Stream 2.
Next in line is the ban on fracking in the United States and the lifting of sanctions on Nord Stream 2.
The Grave's President Biden's YouTube channel finally reflects the real state of affairs, because cemeteries cannot like videos from the White House, so there are 10 times more dislikes than likes.
Biden: "We built one of the most extensive voter fraud organizations in American history!"
Joe Biden is like a web browser with 19 tabs open
17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from
17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from
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