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I checked online and they keep saying I should make him wait to see my pussy, but I don't see what the big deal is.
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Deputy Minister of Health Rachel Levin, formerly Pennsylvania Secretary of Health. It was distinguished by the fact that not only transgender, but also gave the order to send covid patients for treatment in nursing homes, which led to mass mortality. At the same time, immediately before this order, he took his mother from such an institution.
Transgender is the discrepancy between a person's gender identity or gender expression and the sex registered at birth. Some transgender people identify with the opposite gender, others are split and one day may be one sex the other day.
Added: Feb 2, 2021
Once in Cheburnet, the user Dark boastfully tells the user Music: Yesterday I went to the account of Niels Bohr and directly objected to his physical theory.
Music: How?
Dark: I sang him a tune from the street cafes of Vienna in the spring of 1908.
Music: Oh, listen. and let's be opponents for that propagandist of string theory, who in 1999 released a thick book about some beautiful world there!
Dark: Great idea! Let's cut the truth-womb. And how will we oppose it?
Music: Let's tell him the lines of the characters from the TV series "The Big Bang Theory".
Dark: Great! Let them know their place, the arrogant ones! (Anatoly Yurkin)
Added: Feb 2, 2021
"Would you mind?"
"Yes! Of course!"
"With what?"
"Headlines from the press!" (Anatoly Yurkin)
Added: Feb 2, 2021
Afghanistan has, FOR CENTURIES, been called, "The Graveyard of Empires", and so it is. Trillions of dollars and blood and treasure, and nothing FOR USSR and USA. Both counties looks like dead now.
Added: Feb 2, 2021
Against American now not only grave president Joe Biden, It is also Wall St., Washington D.C., Big Tech, Legacy Media and Hollywood. So welcome to under Russians skin. It's that simple.
Added: Feb 1, 2021
Want to invest? Biden-backed Wall St. will box you out. Want to speak? Biden-backed Big Tech will ban you. Want to work? Biden-backed lockdowns will shut down your business.
Added: Jan 31, 2021
Only I thought there was a direct connection with the arrival of Biden and Navalny almost simultaneously? It looks like the money for a mess before the arrival of Biden was only enough for Belarus.
Added: Jan 31, 2021
Welcome to Biden's America
Where:
•If you question the election you're banned and your voice is silenced
•if you posted a meme in 2016 you can be jailed
•if the little guy wins in the stock market their accounts are suspended and discoed servers are deleted
•if you have a union job it doesn't matter because there are other jobs out there
•if you led a movement against the grain, banks and financial companies will cancel you and suspend your fundraising events
•if you fought for Americans they'll unconstitutionally impeach a private citizen
•if you're a small business owner your mental health and financial freedom are not important
•if you support an audit your book deals are cut and your publishers leave
•if you question the election stores will discontinue your projects
•if you sell merchandise that supports a confidante your store will be shut down
•if you create your own free social media app, Apple and google will take it off AppStore
•if you ever disagreed they ban your YouTube
•if you voted for political opponent you're labeled a terrorist

TODAY IS THE START OF THE SECOND WEEK! IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A FULL 9 DAYS!

Get ready. Stay ready.
Added: Jan 30, 2021
In the European Union:
- It is necessary to impose sanctions against Russia.
- This time for what?
- They don't want to kneel in front of the blacks.
- Wow, we could have stood like everyone else.
Added: Jan 30, 2021
Joe Biden called Putin and condemned the Russian aggression, the hacker attack, the poisoning of Navalny and announced plans to toughly defend the US position. And it is while Putin has not answered the phone yet.
Added: Jan 30, 2021
The first telephone conversations between the Russian President and Biden took place. Comrade Biden reported on the work done during the week, namely, the entry of the United States into the climate agreement, the termination of the construction of the trans-American pipeline, the prohibition of drilling new wells in the United States and their fracking. The parties agreed to include Biden's son in the board of directors of Gazprom and Rosneft to further strengthen bilateral ties and reset relations.
Added: Jan 30, 2021
The FBK found out that, unlike the unemployed anti-corruption fighter, who travels abroad 15 times a year, the Russian president is on vacation in Gelendzhik.
Added: Jan 30, 2021
Biden went farther than all the communists, declaring everyone who had gathered for a rally in support of the current president to be domestic terrorists, and those who burned cars and robbed shops - freedom fighters.
Added: Jan 30, 2021
In the United States, communism is advancing faster and faster every day the country begins to spit not only Russia but the entire USSR. The arrests of Internet satirists who create memes on the cemetery president Joe Biden began.

A Delray Beach internet satirist, who went by the moniker "Ricky Vaughn," is being charged with federal crimes in connected to memes he spread in 2016.

Many are calling the nice "blatantly political."

https://thedcpatriot.com/banana-republic-social-media-influencer-arrested-by-fbi-for-sharing-memes/
Added: Jan 29, 2021
Idea for Putin: offer the G7 to exchange Navalny for Assange
Added: Jan 29, 2021
Jane Psaki demanded that Russia release the participants in the storming of the Capitol.
Added: Jan 29, 2021
The G7 foreign ministers called for the release of Navalny and Assange. Find an extra word here
Added: Jan 29, 2021
- Two bottles of whiskey and a pack of cigarettes, please.
- How will you pay, in cash or by card?
- With Health!
Added: Jan 29, 2021
Psaki, answering the question why Trump's "xenophobic" ban on entry from a number of Muslim countries was continued and strengthened, indicated that the previous president did not allow entry out of his hatred of Islam, while Biden respects this world religion and does not allow entering the country out of love for it.
"They will suffer here: transgender ministers, gay mayors and revealing women's outfits all around," she added.
Added: Jan 28, 2021
Joe Biden might be the only thing better than pandemic lockdowns at killing jobs.
Added: Jan 28, 2021

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