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Among conspiracy theorists, there is such a historical anecdote. On the eve of the First World War, the Rothschilds said: "We will give money for the Niels Bohr theory. Let them study the planetary structure of the atom and quantum physics in schools. And let our children be taught by the example of the ether."
After Jane Psaki's return, the Comedy Club filed a complaint with the FAS about unfair competition.
American cemetery spokesman Joe Biden is so non-Chinese that he wished all Americans a Happy Chinese New Year on February 12, 2021.
"All good fellows!"
"And more?"
"Benefit from no one. But the harm is still minimal".
"And more?"
"Benefit from no one. But the harm is still minimal".
And suddenly Assange realized that in order for all the world media to demand his release, he did not have to disclose top-secret materials about scandals, crimes and corruption in the highest echelons of power, it was enough just to shoot a video about "Putin's palace"
"Ukraine resumed imports of Russian electricity at certain hours amid frosts and a shortage of coal for thermal power plants" - it began to reach the skakuas that power surges could not be compensated for by jumps in the square. We are looking forward to further enlightenment on the origin of the Black Sea, the Crimean Bridge, Biden's lineage.
In connection with the statement by the Administration of US President Joe Biden, which "allows inflation in the country to increase if the proposed measures to stimulate the economy are adopted, but does not consider this an obstacle, stated by US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen," many people who keep their money in dollars have decided to take a closer look at Chinese yuan.
Whoever does not work eats, this is exactly what the president of the graves Joe Biden said, when he signed a decree to facilitate the receipt of a residence permit for those visitors who are sitting on state subsidies.
Yesterday, Joe Biden signed an executive order making it easier for immigrants who will be reliant on welfare to get green cards.
Yesterday, Joe Biden signed an executive order making it easier for immigrants who will be reliant on welfare to get green cards.
Can someone please explain one thing to me.
Has the person who has access to the nuclear launch button been deemed too dangerous to have a Twitter account?
Has the person who has access to the nuclear launch button been deemed too dangerous to have a Twitter account?
One tourist visited the Sage and was surprised to find that his dwelling consisted of only one half-empty room: a table, a bench - that was all the furniture.
- Teacher, where is your furniture? - the tourist was surprised.
- Where is yours? the Sage asked.
- My? But I'm passing through here.
- I, too.
- Teacher, where is your furniture? - the tourist was surprised.
- Where is yours? the Sage asked.
- My? But I'm passing through here.
- I, too.
Biden:
2020: I have a plan to defeat Covid!
2021: my plan: wear double masks and you will survive!
2020: I have a plan to defeat Covid!
2021: my plan: wear double masks and you will survive!
Jennifer Psaki said at a press conference that Joe Biden did not restrain himself in a telephone conversation with Putin.
Looks like he had to change a few diapers.
Looks like he had to change a few diapers.
President Trump's supporters are curious: where are the 80 million who elected the current Biden?
Biden said that all differences between Moscow and Washington can be resolved through negotiations. But they must be conducted at the highest level - with Leonid Ilyich himself.
"You are more self-promoting on the Internet than I am!"
"No, you!"
"No, you!" (Anatoly Yurkin)
"No, you!"
"No, you!" (Anatoly Yurkin)
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