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And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"
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Latest Jokes

Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
They
taste funny.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung
around for too long.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop
on.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,

please.
Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not,
I'm in the
bus queue, aren't I?
Added: Jan 1, 2018
How do eels get around the
seabed?
They go
by octobus.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a

bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Do
they really serve burgers in
Transylvania?
Very rare-ly.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because
they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Can you name two burgers
who are
royalty?
Sir Loin and Burger King!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're
boygers, not girlgers!
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Dan: My little brother is a
real
pain.
Nan: Things could be worse.
Dan: How?
Nan: He could be
twins !
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Peter: My brother wants
to work
badly!
Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
Added: Jan 1, 2018
First Boy: Why is your brother
always flying off the handle
?
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw
loose !
Added: Jan 1, 2018
A scoutmaster asked one of his

troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout.

'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby
brother
have it.'
Added: Jan 1, 2018
So you are distantly related to the

family next door, are you?
Yes- their dog is our dog's
brother.
Added: Jan 1, 2018
The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss
Added: Jan 1, 2018
The
Punished Schoolboy by Major
Bumsaw
Added: Jan 1, 2018
The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen
Added: Jan 1, 2018
Aches and
Pains by Arthur Ritis
Added: Jan 1, 2018

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