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And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"
Latest Jokes
Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,
please.
Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not,
I'm in the
bus queue, aren't I?
please.
Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not,
I'm in the
bus queue, aren't I?
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because
they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
No, because
they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
Dan: My little brother is a
real
pain.
Nan: Things could be worse.
Dan: How?
Nan: He could be
twins !
real
pain.
Nan: Things could be worse.
Dan: How?
Nan: He could be
twins !
First Boy: Why is your brother
always flying off the handle
?
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw
loose !
always flying off the handle
?
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw
loose !
A scoutmaster asked one of his
troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout.
'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby
brother
have it.'
troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout.
'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby
brother
have it.'
So you are distantly related to the
family next door, are you?
Yes- their dog is our dog's
brother.
family next door, are you?
Yes- their dog is our dog's
brother.
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