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— You aphorist?
— How did you know, stooge?
— Standing in the middle of the street. Swear. You mention some "bit.h." Pull the string of beech.
— So? B.tch, why don't you like my beech bowstring, smart guy?
— I wonder why you are still not on the portal of aphorisms?
— This idea! Understood. Running, running. (Urmantsev)
— How did you know, stooge?
— Standing in the middle of the street. Swear. You mention some "bit.h." Pull the string of beech.
— So? B.tch, why don't you like my beech bowstring, smart guy?
— I wonder why you are still not on the portal of aphorisms?
— This idea! Understood. Running, running. (Urmantsev)
Most philosophers do not use the definition of "being."
A minority of philosophers use quotations with the concept of "being".
The name of the third category is Martin Heidegger. (Urmantsev)
A minority of philosophers use quotations with the concept of "being".
The name of the third category is Martin Heidegger. (Urmantsev)
— Seller, and that biscuit in this Eclair?
— Throughout.
— The seller, and that sponge cakes or eclairs?
— Buyer, I you for the third time explain to you at the bar with engine oil. (Urmantsev)
— Throughout.
— The seller, and that sponge cakes or eclairs?
— Buyer, I you for the third time explain to you at the bar with engine oil. (Urmantsev)
— What else would a little old to read on aphorism.ru?
— A look tomorrow to your account Galu Galina!
— Thanks for the advice. Will there be an old one from 2016?
— No, we are waiting for the truck with replays from 2014!
— Wow!
— A look tomorrow to your account Galu Galina!
— Thanks for the advice. Will there be an old one from 2016?
— No, we are waiting for the truck with replays from 2014!
— Wow!
- Are you anti-Semitic?
- Yeah.
- And you won't believe it! You look like a cosmopolitan.
- Yeah.
- And you won't believe it! You look like a cosmopolitan.
- Sir, in the next Athenaeum club they say there is no God.
- Judging by Barrymore, how much Mayfair street merchants, it's true.
- Judging by Barrymore, how much Mayfair street merchants, it's true.
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— Are you anti-Semitic?
— I think Yes.
— it is Necessary to disinfect the computer.
— Are you anti-Semitic?
— I think Yes.
— it is Necessary to disinfect the computer.
— You aphorist?
— Almost.
— It's like?
— Let me introduce myself. I'm a Taxidermist of the Russian language!
— And tell me something in Your language, in taxidermists!
— The life of a Taxidermist Russian language worse than a dog's death.
— Wow!
— Almost.
— It's like?
— Let me introduce myself. I'm a Taxidermist of the Russian language!
— And tell me something in Your language, in taxidermists!
— The life of a Taxidermist Russian language worse than a dog's death.
— Wow!
How to determine the scribbler in book publishing?
— Hi. Read Smith's manu?
— Yeah.
— What is it?
— Verbs of the present tense.
— Sympathize. To refuse! In the furnace!
— Hi. Read Smith's manu?
— Yeah.
— What is it?
— Verbs of the present tense.
— Sympathize. To refuse! In the furnace!
— Floor electronic scales are full, add one kilogram.
— Sell us half of this model!
— Sell us half of this model!
— Doctor, I can't sleep! Eyes are shaking, cheeks tremble. His whole face is shaking.
— And you, the patient, do not brush teeth electric toothbrush Soviet electronics 4PC with four microprocessors and wired with a cord?
— Yeah. how did You know? As bought a brush in 1984, and do not part with it.
— And you, the patient, do not brush teeth electric toothbrush Soviet electronics 4PC with four microprocessors and wired with a cord?
— Yeah. how did You know? As bought a brush in 1984, and do not part with it.
Aferisty portal aphorism.ru! Start Your sentences with capital letters, not lowercase, as You have taken!
And make a habit - although this is a problem for You - to put a period at the end of the phrase published on the portal.
Russian teachers of Russian language
And make a habit - although this is a problem for You - to put a period at the end of the phrase published on the portal.
Russian teachers of Russian language
— Everyone talks like a God...
— If this "everyone" is in a mental hospital.
— And where are You?
— If this "everyone" is in a mental hospital.
— And where are You?
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