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Crime stoppers
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Good news for them, it managed to make it out of Pyongyang this time
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I dunno. He must've been in fur it
Added: Jan 2, 2018
I once new a guy named Rob,
for a dollar he would suck on your knob.
For a half dollar more, you could get the whole score
And he would eat it like it was his job
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Tennish.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Virgin doesn't give a fuck.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Because it's so salty.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Added: Jan 2, 2018
A eunuchorn.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
I don't remember ever getting blackout drunk though.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom!
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Because he hates crosswalks
Added: Jan 2, 2018
The Pilot, you racist.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
a subtraction sign actually makes a difference
Added: Jan 2, 2018
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
I got up and closed them, then my dad said, "Hopefully that will block people from seein' in."

Then he switched his channel over to the CNN news and said, "Nope, they're still here."
Added: Jan 2, 2018
"Ok Papa. Now get over here and suck Mama's dick."
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Because they had to adjust for inflation.
Added: Jan 2, 2018
One says to the other, "I've been having trouble going to the toilet recently, waking up in the middle of the night to empty my bladder and can't go when I get there. Things are becoming really irregular. Do you have the same problems?"

The other old man replies, "Nope, perfectly regular. I piss at 6, shit at 7 and wake up at 8."
Added: Jan 2, 2018
Didn't want a brisket
Added: Jan 2, 2018

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