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One group has a purpose and lots of support and the other is full of nagging women.
She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming "Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"
A little blue bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large hay field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and took a dump on him. As the frozen blue bird lay there in the heap of steaming pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you are in deep shit, it is best to keep your mouth shut!
While he was lying there, a cow came by and took a dump on him. As the frozen blue bird lay there in the heap of steaming pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you are in deep shit, it is best to keep your mouth shut!
Obama's 2017 new years address:
Obama: I want to say on the behalf of the American government, that we'll all be living better in the new year!
American People: ok, we are happy for you, but what about us?
Obama: I want to say on the behalf of the American government, that we'll all be living better in the new year!
American People: ok, we are happy for you, but what about us?
A man is fed up with his girlfriend joking that she is addicted to chocolates. He takes her downtown and points at a crack addict. The man says, "Do you see him? Why can't you be that skinny?"
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