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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks
Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks
There is a
new Barbie doll on the
market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon
General's warning on
box
new Barbie doll on the
market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon
General's warning on
box
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's
daughter: bald as a
billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume
Barbie doll on the
market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's
daughter: bald as a
billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Fast Food Barbie
...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with
that?
Fast Food Barbie
...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with
that?
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and
implants
Barbie doll on the
market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and
implants
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms
Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms
There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping
cart
the
market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping
cart
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Grunge
Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee
Grunge
Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee
There is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate
sold separately
market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate
sold separately
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch
colors: purple,
hot pink, or aqua!
Barbie doll on the
market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch
colors: purple,
hot pink, or aqua!
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos
Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing
knives
Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing
knives
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Shock Therapy Barbie ...car
battery and wires included
Shock Therapy Barbie ...car
battery and wires included
There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her
neck
doll on the
market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her
neck
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Broken Bungee Barbie
...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
Broken Bungee Barbie
...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's
belongings
Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's
belongings
An angry wife was
complaining
about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night
he
took her along.
"What'll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I
don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.
So the husband
ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in
one
gulp.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately
spit it out. "Yuck, that's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't
know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried
the husband. "And you think I'm out
enjoying myself every
night!"
complaining
about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night
he
took her along.
"What'll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I
don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.
So the husband
ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in
one
gulp.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately
spit it out. "Yuck, that's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't
know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried
the husband. "And you think I'm out
enjoying myself every
night!"
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