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Some women complain that they don't eat anything. And still continue to gain weight.
Now the dollar has the same problem, but the attractiveness of the dollar does not suffer from this.
Added: Jul 17, 2020
For Democrats to win the upcoming elections, Michelle Obama must change sex, and Barack Obama - declare yourself gay.
Added: Jul 17, 2020
But all the men have a box / package with a bundle of wires of various sizes, adapters, where all sorts of VGA, HDMI 1.0, USB 1.0, a mouse for PS/2, possibly LPT, charging to dozens of already non-existent devices. And for some reason it is NOT possible to throw it away, What IF IT IS Suddenly come in handy ...
Added: Jul 17, 2020
A woman has only two responsibilities to a man:
1. Reassure him when he is nervous.
2. Nerve him when he is calm.
Added: Jul 17, 2020
- The United States is completely overwhelmed, they do not allow to complete the Nord Stream-2 gas pipeline. What do we do?
- Let's raise gas prices for the population of Russia.
Added: Jul 17, 2020
Do you know why time travelers from the future do not come to us? Because there is no future.
Added: Jul 17, 2020
If LGBT activists decide to demolish the monuments to those who, in their opinion, were of a classical sexual orientation ?!
Added: Jul 16, 2020
They say that the situation in the United States has become so interesting that Lenin in the Mausoleum has already opened his left eye.
Added: Jul 16, 2020
When leaving your comfort zone, be sure to rinse off and turn off the lights.
Added: Jul 16, 2020
I do not understand why Indian yogis lead such an ascetic lifestyle in order to get closer to nirvana, when you can just buy vodka.
Added: Jul 15, 2020
- When will you get a job?
- I will find work to my liking and ...
- So never!
- Why, Lucy?
- Vadik, in our city there are no vacancies for sommeliers or porn actors ...
Added: Jul 15, 2020
Do you remember those cute differences that so excited you at the beginning of a relationship? After 20 years of marriage, the police call them "motive".
Added: Jul 15, 2020
The actor so convincingly played a sexual maniac that after the series was released, a criminal case was instituted against him.
Added: Jul 14, 2020
I have not allowed any woman in my life to work, so we always sat without money.
Added: Jul 14, 2020
- Who do you think is smarter: people or animals?
- Animals are smarter!
- Why?
- Because when I talk to my dog, she always understands me, but when she talks to me, I never understand her.
Added: Jul 14, 2020
Rogozin called the US spaceships the glamorous counterparts of the "Soyuz", to which the founder of SpaceX, Elon Musk, called Rogozin a glamorous analogue of the leader.
Added: Jul 14, 2020
- Daughter, you are already 14 years old and you are going to a party. So there you have condoms. It will be necessary more - ask, do not be shy.
- Mom, I'm only 14!
- Yes, but I'm 28 ...
Added: Jul 14, 2020
When choosing beachwear, the most important thing is to make sure that its owner has sailed far enough.
Added: Jul 14, 2020
- I have a bad feeling about the second wave of coronavirus.
- Why?
- Putin announced a historic chance to radically solve the housing problem of Russians.
Added: Jul 14, 2020
Well, there is nothing positive in you! So the test for covid-19 is negative.
Added: Jul 13, 2020

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