Country music is about new love and it\'s about old love. It\'s about gettin\' drunk and gettin\' sober. It\'s about leavin\' and it\'s about comin\' home. It\'s real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We\'re not offended, \'cause we know what we\'re all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y\'all Doin\'?

If you\'re a man and you\'ve ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you\'re either gay or married.

It\'s not my dreams that get me in trouble, it\'s what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn\'t dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we\'ll both be happy.