A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny.

I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.