Flakes

Girl 1: "This morning my dad gave me soap-flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast!"

Girl 2: "I bet you were angry with him!"

Girl 1: "Angry?! I was foaming at the mouth!"
Added on Jan 2, 2018

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