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As a sign of the new geopolitical reality, Putin and Trump signed a declaration: “No wars – only smiles!” Putin suggested settling disputes with a cup of tea, and Trump added: “And if someone disagrees, we’ll send them on vacation to the Caribbean, to Guantanamo.”
Added on Feb 13, 2025

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