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Everyday of my life I am forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off.
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
When the one who dries your tears is the one who makes you cry, who do you run to?
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Please provide the date of your death. <br />(From An IRS Letter)
The ability to ask questions is the greatest resource in learning the truth. Carl Jung -Unknown.
Blessed are they who expect nothing for they shall not be dissapointed! -Unknown.
Suicide is a permanent solution<br />to a temporary problem<br />(quoted by Judy Collins on Diane Rehm Show).
Before a cure is found we will all have been affected one way or another.
Those who complain how the ball bounces are often the ones who dropped it.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
The envious only hate the excellence they cannot reach.
That which happens in life is not as important as how you accept it. Walter Brueggeman -Unknown.
We're often so blind. Our demand for the credentialed so colors our perception of believeability, that we wouldn't recognize God if he appeared within us. -Unknown.
I would not want to be the one to tell parents of the last<br />man to die in a war termed a mistake that he was dead.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. -Unknown.
The block of granite which is an obstacle in the pathway of the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. -Unknown.
Opportunity is often difficult to recognize; we usually expect it to beckon us with beepers and billboards. -Unknown.
Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.
Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened.
Shall you cry because roses have thorns, or rejoice because thorns have roses?
When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing. -Unknown.
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing. -Unknown.
Well done is better than well said. -Unknown.
Man who know little say much. Man who know much say little. -Unknown.
If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. -Unknown.
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance. -Unknown.
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened. -Unknown.
Blessed is the leader who seeks the best for those he serves. -Unknown.
Through this toilsome world, alas! Once and only once I pass; If a kindness I may show, If a good deed I may do To a suffering fellow man, Let me do it while I can. No delay, for it is plain I shall not pass this way again. -Unknown.