Tucker Carlson

As a rule, the civil-rights establishment is not punctual.

Under no circumstances am I going to criticize my family in public.

By the time I got to college, mind expansion had lost its appeal.

I\'m so pathetically eager for people to love D.C. It\'s so sad. It\'s like I work for the chamber of commerce or something.

You want people with different life experiences as a backstop against bad decision.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

People often refer to Dubai as the Hong Kong of the Gulf, but it\'s really more like Vegas.

Children with Down Syndrome are not monsters, but uncommonly gentle human beings who can and do lead full lives.

The second you think that all your good fortune is a product of your virtue, you become highly judgmental, lacking empathy, totally without self-awareness, arrogant, stupid - I mean, all the stuff that our ruling class is.

I am not insecure about being a journalist.

Pat Buchanan has written and said a number of things that are widely understood to be hostile to Jews and to Israel.

I feel like I\'ve known Hunter S. Thompson for most of my life. I first encountered him in 1981, when I was 12.

Most of the time, you can beat a woman in an argument.

But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed for that. He wasn't, but the idea that the President of the United States would be getting behind someone who murdered dogs?

Who laughs less than feminists?

To call me a partisan hack is ludicrous. I am the least partisan person I know.

The best thing about television news is, it's immediate. Everything at a news network happens quickly.

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.

I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

Canadians are always asking the questions the rest of us are afraid to ask.

Life is short. You die before you think you're going to. Don't waste it in college unless you're doing something real. My view.

Dogs are intelligent beings; they are not human beings. The life of a dog - there's no equivalency with the life of a person, and if you are putting a dog in the line of danger to save human life, and they can do the job reasonably well, I mean, seriously, what about dignity and self-respect?I feel like going out to dinner, I think I will have my cocker spaniel host the show tonight.

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

Ron Karenga wrote a book back in 1968, and in that book, he said that the reason, part of his motivation for starting Kwanzaa was because he felt that Christianity was the white man religion, and he didn't like Jews, and so he made up this lie. And he called it an African holiday because he was concerned that if he didn't call it an African holiday, that black Americans would not participate in it.

I was very disappointed, very disappointed when President [George W.] Bush proclaimed Kwanzaa as a national holiday. Prior to that, Bill Clinton did the same thing.

Bill Clinton is a liar, a perverted kind of a guy anyway, and he is always stroking black folks rather than telling them the truth.

Early withdrawal from Iraq would result in unarguably, defeat and humiliation for the United States. There's no question. We would be defeated by definition. We would be humiliated in that defeat. I don't think there's any other way to argue it. Whether it's a good thing or a bad thing is a separate question.

We're a very religious country; the government's secular.

The war on Christmas. This is the most ridiculous right wing talking point I have ever lived through.The idea is that liberals want to get rid of Christmas.

I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.