Tucker Carlson

There will always be some who, for whatever reason, find themselves dependent on the charity of others. But when half the population is along for the ride, the system becomes dangerously out of balance. Things fall apart.

Although virtually all Republicans campaign on fiscal restraint, how many actually care about it deeply?

The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won.

The one thing I\'m convinced George W. Bush is good at is bipartisanship. It\'s clearly something he enjoys personally.

I only want to debate people who are more powerful than I am.

Living in Washington, you can\'t take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty. I have no time for political hacks who say things they don\'t believe because they get paid to.

All that chatter you hear from yuppie parents at the playground about how expensive it is to \'do\' bathrooms? It\'s all true. Every word, and worse.

You don\'t criticize your employer.

The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding school or an operative with the CIA posted abroad. I could write a book about all the things I was sure about.

When it comes to scaring the bourgeoisie into showing up at the polls, nothing works better than negative advertising.

You can learn a lot about Pat Buchanan by talking to his campaign staff, particularly the ones who have quit or been fired.

I like bow ties, and I certainly spent a lot of time defending them.

Boys and girls are not the same.

People like entitlements. That\'s why we spend so much on them.

There\'s nothing scarier than a reckless prosecutor.

Who laughs less than feminists?

Certain Arabs love Dubai because it\'s not at all like where they live. Certain others hate it for the same reason. When you hear an Osama bin Laden sympathizer rant about the decadence and hypocrisy of the Arab ruling class, you can be certain he\'s picturing a nightclub in Dubai.

Children born with Down Syndrome are not vege, nor are their lives demonstrably not worth living.

I\'m Christian. I\'ve made mistakes. I believe fervently in second chances.

One area of liberal phenomenon I support is female bi-sexuality.

The average Liberian, it turns out, does not share the same assumptions as the average black Methodist minister from Chicago.

I\'m not much of an economic conservative, and I\'m not conservative at all on foreign policy.

Pat Buchanan likes to fight. But only on TV.

Trump is, in part, a reaction to the intellectual corruption of the Republican Party. That ought to be obvious to his critics, yet somehow it isn\'t.

I can\'t wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He\'s a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

I like women.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.

Anything you not allowed to question about is something you should have more questions about.

'Good is characterized by order, calmness, tranquility, peace, lack of conflict, and cleanliness,' 'Evil is characterized by the opposites: violence, hate, disorder, division, disorganization, and filth.'<br />If you are all-in on the things that produce the latter basket of outcomes, what you're really advocating for is evil.