Rush Limbaugh

If I wanted to be president, and if I were ever serious about it, the biggest thing I would have going for me is that I'm a conservative.

If I sound like I'm enjoying myself, it's not artificial. It's real.

I've had so many people tell me that they are shocked that AM radio still even exists with all the different listening options.

I've given up on being accurately portrayed in the media.

I've always believed in the old-fashioned way: When you've got scoundrels in office, you vote 'em out.

I'm whispering so that the media doesn't hear me.

I'm not afraid of having an agenda. I do have an agenda. It's a positive agenda.

I'm just wondering, folks, if I gave a speech on anti-capitalism, do you think I could be named Person of the Year by 'TIME Magazine?'

I'm a member of the media. I'm America's Anchorman.

I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work.

I used to have a phrase: Liberalism is spreading misery equally. And now the ruling class throughout Washington seems to have adopted this.

I think I'm becoming a psychologist in explaining the Republican Party. It's the only way you can explain 'em. It's psychological.

I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart.

I suppose we're not supposed to judge people.

I sometimes wish I weren't as logical as I am and I wish I weren't as smart as I am, because I'd be happy.

I say what I mean. I don't speak in code. That's why I am a star and ace communicator.

I reject most conventional wisdom.

I never turn on the news over the weekend, short of a nuclear detonation somewhere. I just don't. I don't learn anything from it anymore.

I never try to get noticed. It just happens. I never try.

I live in Realville, and my problem is that I'm governed by logic. And some of the claims that are made by people on the left just don't hold up.

I have no interest in being wrong, so if I am, please correct me. I don't want to be wrong. There's nothing in it for you or for me to be wrong.

I have an institutional fear of big government. I have an institutional opposition to bureaucracy.

I hate charts. I just despise 'em.

I don't think it is deniable: whenever we, I, conservative media, are really interested in something, the mainstream media purposely avoid it.

I don't need equal time, I am equal time!

I don't have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed.

I can't give money away to buy listeners. I can't pay listeners off with phones or food stamps or anything. I can't come by my audience by buying it.

Human nature fascinates me.

Great presidents don't just fight good fights - they win them.

Government stimulates the democrat party.