Rush Limbaugh

Wouldn't it be great if our national news media had standards as high as the National Football League's?

When you don't behave the way liberals think you should, their effort and their intention to control you compounds.

When the United States of America does things in its best interests, it is hated. I'm sorry, that just ticks me off.

When a poll is really, really out of whack with what I want to happen, I do have a tendency to disregard it.

United States foreign policy, which includes national security, is literally disintegrating before our eyes.

There's nobody who cares more about you than you, and there's nobody better equipped to take care of you than you.

There's a void of leadership in a lot of Washington. I think one of the reasons why there's so much angst across the country.

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

There isn't one thing the federal government does that anybody in Big Business would emulate, at least not in the profit sector.

There is no news media. There's simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are ranking members of the Democrat Party.

There hasn't been anybody else write a Constitution like Madison. There just hasn't been, because that person hasn't existed anywhere but here.

The way the Democrats go about seeking equality is to lower people at the top.

The way Obama voters and non-Obama voters deal with unemployment are a very different.

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.

The school curriculum today, particularly American history, is a shame.

The Republicans need to work on registration and getting out their vote and their early voters and absentees. Grassroots stuff.

The Republicans have bought into the idea that people hate them because they're opposed to everything.

The Republican leadership thinks the best way to avoid losing elections is to let the Democrats win every controversial issue.

The public school system doesn't get everybody. Every generation has its rebels.

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.

The president of the United States is a pretty important position, and it's the ideas and policies that matter to me, not the color of their skin.

The number of people, the labor force, has shrunk by nine million human beings since Obama took office.

The media is a like any other group of people. Their universe is all that matters.

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.

The Limbaugh Theorem was not about me giving me credit for something. It was simply sharing with you when the light went off.

The left puts a lot of faith in a lot of people in the past that were dismal failures that they think are the greatest people who ever lived.

The Kennedy lifestyle is something that is looked upon favorably by the elites throughout our culture, both political and social.

The journalists are so devoted to Obama. They are such sycophants that they're worried about access.

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

The Democrats can engage in the most reprehensible, mean-spirited, vile, vicious verbal attacks known in politics, and they get praised for it.