Rush Limbaugh

When I talk about the chickification of either the news business or football or anything else, some people think I\'m joking or making halfhearted fun, little swipes here at feminism, but some of it\'s really serious stuff. You never, ever, ever hear how women are at fault in anything, just like in this abuse business.

The media is the only business in the world where the customer is always wrong. If you\'re a news consumer, if you\'re a customer, and you complain to them, they will tell you that you are not sophisticated enough to understand what they do, and they\'re tell you to go listen or watch somewhere else. They\'re not even really doing the news for you. They\'re doing news for other journalists and other people in government because that\'s their real audience.

JFK [John F. Kennedy] was young, glamorous, Camelot, funny, engaging. Congress loved him.

I think optimism is in the eyes of the beholder.

Vote to protect your family. Vote for honesty, integrity, and accountability.

It\'s a badge of honor to have your name called by Trump and be made a nickname.

If you\'re getting married less you\'re getting less divorces.

The government\'s the one thing that\'s not supposed to grow. The U.S. economy is supposed to grow. The two things can\'t really happen together.

I must have 25 AT&T iPhones, maybe more than that. I\'ve got plenty of Verizons. I just don\'t have them in the small size.

I think one of the things helping Donald Trump is, he hasn\'t known what he can\'t do. It\'s not in his vernacular. It\'s not in his vocabulary. It\'s not in his way of thinking what he can\'t do, what you\'re not supposed to do.

Obama had the media; Obama had the judiciary; Obama had all kinds of support. At an Obama press conference, typical question, \"What enchants you?\" I mean, Obama was never challenged seriously by the media.

Trump\'s done nothing but be a great friend of Israel, and yet he\'s being tagged with anti-Semitism here. It doesn\'t make any intellectual sense.

The Democrats are going to tax everybody through the roof. It is going to be focused on people that are wealthy because that\'s who they can tax. When you look at the stimulus plan - see, this doesn\'t make any sense, this is not working, it\'s not going to work, it\'s not intended to work the way we all were told it was gonna work. Health care is not going to get better. It\'s gonna get worse. It\'s gonna get rationed. The economy, the energy sector, nothing is being improved here. Everything\'s being wrecked.

Donald Trump doesn\'t pose a single threat to the greatness of America.

There\'s been cultural rot since there\'s been culture.

The communists have tried to corrupt our education system. They\'ve tried to corrupt any number of institutions. Why wouldn\'t they try to corrupt the Catholic Church? It is a big enemy.

Do you know the Democrats can\'t raise a dime? The Democrats\' fundraising is practically nonexistent. And on the other side of that, Republican fundraising is through the roof! It\'s through the roof to the point that people can\'t believe it, even on the Republican side. Now, they\'re not gonna give Trump credit for it. I don\'t know who else is getting credit, but it should be Trump. But Republican fundraising is going through the roof. And I guarantee you the people giving the Republicans money are doing it because of Trump.

There was so much fake news in Wisconsin, that Scott Walker stuff, they had fake polls. The protests in Madison, which is where the University of Wisconsin is, perfect examples of the use of fake news, trying to make Walker - really they tried to dispirit Walker\'s supporters.

Four years that the [Barack] Obama Justice Department... There were 100 ostensible cases, allegations. No weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, allegations of torture, all this garbage that left was putting out, and the Obama Justice Department took four years considering those cases.

There are people who think that Trump\'s base was created by Steve Bannon - they are Alt-Right white nationalists and so forth - and that if Bannon ever turned on Trump, that everybody that voted for Trump would abandon Trump if Bannon leaves. I think that\'s just so much BS, I can\'t tell you, and so does people who voted for Trump.

If Bernie Sanders was the nominee, wherever he went, the crowds would be big and you\'d be scared to death of them. You would be worried sick. There\'d be so much energy, and those people would be running around and they\'d be doing nothing but working for, campaigning for, marching for, protesting for Bernie Sanders. None of that is ever gonna happen happen with Hillary Clinton, unless they pay for it, unless they buy it.

And a lot of Barack Obama\'s support people are angry, don\'t like this country, from Bill Ayers to Jeremiah Wright on down. They think this country was founded in an unjust and immoral way and it has been unjust and immoral since it was founded. And it\'s about time it changed, it\'s about time the little guy got his share because the little guy is only little because everything\'s been stolen from him by the big guys.

Alicia Machado is the former Miss Universe that gained a lot of weight and Donald Trump made mention of the fact I guess to her when he owned the pageant. And Hillary Clinton used her to try to illustrate that Trump hates women and is not nice to women and all that.

Look at who Trump is going out... Look at who one of his constituency groups is: white working people. Now, you might think that they work in major corporations, but these are not highly paid, wealthy people. They are the people Trump is championing. Those are the jobs that Trump is trying to save or bring back into the country, no matter who employs them. I would really guard against falling prey to any liberal criticism of conservatives and Republicans here because it\'s rote and it\'s been made for decades.

[Bill] Clinton and Vernon Jordan were talking about \"the kitty,\" the pussycat every other sentence. Vernon got Monica [Lewinsky] a gig somewhere out of the White House, got her an offer for a gig somewhere. And then after Vernon left with Monica, here came Jesse Jackson to the White House for public prayer sessions so that Bill Clinton could get right with God after this mortal transgression and sin. It was the most puke-y thing.

The Democrats have to know in their hearts... I think this is one of the reasons that they\'re constantly enraged. They have to know that their policies do not work. They do not deliver as promised. They do not create jobs. They do not make people wealthier. They do not grow economies. They do not make sure everybody has health care. Everything they promise, none of it actually happens, and the more of what they implement happens, the worse it gets for everybody. There\'s a reason they\'re losing elections.

Everything [Ronald Reagan] got, the tax cuts, he had Democrats outnumbering him in the House and Senate everywhere. There were certain realities that he faced. But the biggest tax increase on Social Security was authored by none other than Bill Clinton.

[Vernon Jordan] and [Bill] Clinton would be in the same golf cart, they\'d been out there playing golf, and every other word, folks, was what people hate [Donald] Trump for today!

The way the Democrats try to dispirit everybody and impugn people is basically insult their intelligence. If you\'re not Democrat, if you\'re not liberal, you\'re an idiot. You\'re kook. Something\'s wrong with you.

Even the Supreme Court, back when it used to makes sense, the Supreme Court has never ruled that a baby born to illegal aliens in the US is automatically a citizen.