Rush Limbaugh

Liberals create a world that\'s not real. They create a world where it\'s impossible to be obedient. It\'s impossible to go through the day not violating some precious liberal tenet. And, as such, they end up getting rid of people. So somebody like Trump comes along and it\'s culture shock, it\'s all kinds of things. And a guy like Trump would not be permitted in polite Washington society.

There\'s a theory that nobody believes. That Robert Mueller is Mr. Honest and Mr. Integrity, has no preconceived notion and is really gonna look to find what happened in White House and whatever he finds is what he\'s gonna tell us. That\'s the thing that you would associate with Mr. Integrity, with Mr. Honesty, with Mr. Character, is the last thing anybody thinks is gonna happen.

Washington establishment... This is perhaps the wealthiest, the most exclusive club of human beings in the world. The people permitted admission or membership in this group have the opportunity to influence practically anything and everything happening in the wealthiest and most powerful city in the world, Washington, D.C.

Donald Trump said - as a show of good faith - he was gonna work with people to try to replace Obamacare, to repeal and replace it rather than just to let it implode, let it fail.

The media is running the entire left wing of America. But I think they are disgusting more and more people all over this country. I think they are just turning people off, and I don\'t think they yet have any idea of the damage they are doing to the Democrat Party, which is where people show their disgust with this.

Donald Trump said that his plan now is to just let Obamacare fail. He\'s not gonna own it. He\'s just gonna let it fail. Which he\'s been saying for months. He said, you know, the smart thing politically for him to do is to let it fail and let the Democrats absorb all the blame.

George W. Bush was great on the belief that America was the solution to the world\'s problems, not the problem, and was a great defender, believer.

Robert Mueller, as Mr. Honest and as Mr. Sophisticated and as Mr. Integrity, as Mr. Cultured, as Mr. Elite, as Mr. Mannered knows full well there\'s nothing here, knows that there is no collusion, knows that there is no obstruction of justice, knows that if anybody is working with the Russians, it was not Donald Trump.

\"Benghazi happened a long time ago. We are unaware of any agency blocking an employee who would like to appear before Congress to provide information related to Benghazi.\" This is the modus operandi of the regime - any Democrat regime, actually. You stonewall it for a few months, and then after a few months go by you say, \"It\'s an old story.\" Didn\'t Watergate happen a long time ago? It still seems to be really relevant, Watergate.

It\'s the Democrat Party that is destroying the integrity of the American electoral system. It\'s not Vladimir Putin. It\'s not Dmitry Medvedev. It\'s the Democrat Party, which has sought to destroy the integrity of the American electoral system, all because they\'re a bunch of spoilsports who lost the election.

The Democrats are dropping the F-bomb at practically every appearance now, because they think that\'s how they connect to the Millennials. They\'re losing their minds.

Let me reminding you what Ted Cruz has told me I don\'t know how many times. The thing that shocked him more than anything his first few days in the Senate was how 90% of what senators do is get reelected. Ninety percent of their time is spent raising money, organizing fundraisers, dealing with the consultants and all who raise the money, planning the events. The other 10%\'s being a senator. It shocked him. It was that blatant, that obvious.

I have a philosophy, folks, and it\'s based on my own life. I\'m using my own life experiences to philosophize about things in general. It has to do with desire.

The law still says you have to buy insurance. Remember, the mandates are still there. The fines are still there. Everything\'s still there if it isn\'t repealed in its present downward spiral, which everybody agrees is happening. Just like everybody agrees the Russians affected the election, everybody agrees that Obamacare is spiraling out of control.

Putin is going to be considering the United States his number one enemy no matter who our president is - and no matter who\'s elected, that isn\'t going to change. I think Putin is loving the media saying he\'s got all this power, \'cause they\'re a Third World country outside of their military.

You want to talk about doing damage to our elections and damaging our stature, to have it just thought and stated repeatedly that the strongman of Russia can pick an American presidential candidate and get him or her elected? Do you think if Hillary had won and the Republicans had tried this line that Putin chose her, do you think that would have gotten past a day in the Drive-By Media? They wouldn\'t have even taken the story. They\'d laughed at it, sloughed it off, and you\'d-a never heard about it.

The CBO is part of an intricate web that has been woven that is designed to be an obstacle to Republican ideas and greased lightning for Democrat ideas, while everybody claims it\'s nonpartisan. But that\'s not possible. It simply isn\'t nonpartisan, and it can\'t be.

Bernie Sanders got $26 million raised, 77% of it from people under $200 or less. Bernie Sanders\' money is equal to the combined donations of Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, John Kasich, and Lindsey Graham. It takes four Republicans, including the establishment\'s presumed front-runner, Jeb Bush.

Getting reelected is the most important job every senator thinks he has.

According to liberals, you can\'t joke, there\'s no lighthearted banter. One cannot engage in any kind of traditional stereotypical humor because leftists cannot laugh at themselves. As I say, there\'s not much laughter in liberalism anyway. And they have all of these politically correct barriers up here.

There are three popular theories being bandied about to explain Robert Mueller investigation, but we have to remember that it was the Donald Trump administration that decided to do this. Mueller is hiring some of the biggest Democrat lawyer donors he can find. He\'s hired huge donors to Barack Obama, huge donors to Hillary Clinton. He has hired fundraising lawyers, I mean, people that are lawyers in their private sector lives who have bundled and raised money. There are some on his staff who aren\'t, but it\'s noteworthy for all of the partisan leftists that Mueller has hired.

The media is in charge of what you think. They\'re in charge of what you know and don\'t know. And any challenge to that, like alternative media or a president with direct access to the audience and doesn\'t need them, is a threat.

Women speak an average 18,000 more words a day than men do. And there may be a genetic reason, it may be neurologically. Not that there\'s anything wrong with it. See, this is the thing. When you make the observation that women talk 18,000 more words a day than men, it\'s immediately taken as a criticism because it implies inequality. It implies that there\'s something wrong with women.

I\'m not denying I\'ve espoused and promoted conservatism, because conservatism\'s the alternative. And conservatism works every time it\'s tried. That\'s the problem. It really hasn\'t been tried. Even people claiming to be conservative, when it comes time to actually do it, chicken out.

I got fired seven or eight times before I was 32. And of those seven or eight times, I got fired not for reasons of performance or incompetence; I got fired for personal, personality disagreement, whatever other reasons.

I\'m blessed by God. Cutting edge? I am. I\'m leading a movement, leading a broadcast revolution on AM radio. I\'m very confident about myself, and I don\'t mind telling people the things I like about myself. I don\'t believe in false humility - and, by the way, we in talk radio have this thing called polarization. It\'s not required that everybody love us.

I thank God that I became addicted to pain pills, because the process of going through rehab taught me more about myself than I had ever known. I wish I would have learned what I learned about myself I learned in rehab, going through life. You know, we\'re all raised to be loved. We care about what other people think of us, and sometimes to our detriment we let feedback and the opinions of others shape our own self-image. I was guilty of that, too. But in my professional life, I had mastered it. I didn\'t care what the critics said.

Haven\'t you heard the Democrats disparage people who sign up? It\'s something I\'ve never understood. Okay, you don\'t like the military, fine and dandy, but why impugn the people that sign up? They\'re signing up knowing full well they\'re volunteering. They\'re offering their lives, potentially. Why impugn \'em? Why go out...? Because it\'s an opportunity to criticize America; that\'s why. Because in the Democrat world, nobody would ever join the military. \"Good Lord, we\'d go to Yale - hell, we\'d go to Dartmouth - before we go to the military!

I try to put myself in the shoes of people in the news. I\'m in the news myself quite a lot. But there\'s many days I give thanks I\'m not in the news and the news that\'s out there.

This is part of the ongoing campaign that is brought to you by the Democrat Party and the media to create doubt. This whole thing is an illusion. They\'re trying to make you believe - and I think they probably have, if you\'re looking for a remedy. They\'re trying to make you believe that this thing could be taken away from Donald Trump, that they\'re making really great progress, and that they might need only, like, 10 more.