Rush Limbaugh

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster.

Even when I think I'm wrong I'm right. I am all-knowing.

Barack Obama doesn't think this country should be number one. If it were number 35 it'd be fine with him.

The First Amendment doesn't give anybody the right to be heard. People don't have to listen to you.

Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out over the United States of America, when we are anywhere, when we see a group of people, such as this or anywhere, we see Americans. We see human beings. We don't see groups. We don't see victims.

So what is so strange about saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his mission is to reconstruct and reform this nation so that capitalism and individual liberty are not its foundation? I want the country to survive. I want the country to succeed.

Let me tell you the polls that count, and those are the polls a couple of weeks before the election. That's when the pollsters worry about holding onto their credibility. Those are the polls that everybody remembers.

Football is like life and I know life.

Charity is willingly given from the heart.

The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is immoral. Pro-life is the extremist position, not a moral position. Yet we should compromise and work to reduce abortions. Where's the compromise between life and death - and why work to reduce the number of them occurring if there's nothing wrong with them?

None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at.

Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception.

How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant - and if you're gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed?

The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama, your agenda is not new. It's not change, and it's not hope.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that.

Our nation was created in ways that allow human potential to prosper, and it created the greatest nation for people in the history of humanity. Now Obama is dismantling it, because he has no appreciation for our greatness. In fact, he resents it. He blames this country for whatever evils he sees around the world.

Police and firefighters are great, but they don't create wealth. They protect it. That's crucial. Teaching is a wonderful profession. Teachers help educate people to become good citizens so that citizens can then go create wealth. But they don't create the wealth themselves.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

This is a frightening statistic. More people vote in 'American Idol' than in any US election.

The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that's how they want you.

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot let go of the old - old ideas, beliefs, habits, even thoughts. We are out of contact with our own genius. Sometimes we know we are stuck; sometimes we don't. In both cases we have to DO something.

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that has not read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?

You could afford your house without the government-if it weren't for<br />the government.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The<br />Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.