Oct 16, 1854 - Nov 30, 1900
was an Irish writer and poet
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My philosophy? I'm always right and you are wrong.
The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.
I'm so smart, I read and understand Hegel
Philosophy is like a normal personal organizer, but it's smaller than a matchbox.
True love is just like regular love, but with more truth.
If music be the food of love, get me a supersized big mac, chips, two apple pies and a large milkshake.
All love is true, but not all truth ... is love?
God is love, love is blind, Stevie Wonder is blind, therefore Stevie Wonder is God.
Veni vidi veni iterum! (I came, I saw, I came again!)
Full frontal nudity is reserved for Adam and Eve!
She doth mean the earth to me! By earth, I actually mean dust.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I have nothing to declare but my genius, and this four-kilo bag of cocaine.
I tried to visit Albania but I couldn't find it on the map.
The only thing worse than quoting me, is not quoting me
The key to making up Oscar Wilde quotes is to add '~ Oscar Wilde' at the end.
The truth is never pure and rarely simple.
I walk the world in wonder.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
Knowledge would be fatal. It is the uncertainty that charms one. A mist makes things wonderful.
The only horrible thing in the world is ennui.
In the common world of fact the wicked were not punished, nor the good rewarded. Success was given to the strong, failure thrust upon the weak. That was all.
It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things.
One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar.
He wanted to be where no one would know who he was. He wanted to escape from himself.
The moon in her chariot of pearl
She is very clever, too clever for a woman. She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.
They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about.
Sometime you will find, even as I have found, that there is no such thing as romantic experience; there are romantic memories, and there is the desire of romance- that is all. Our most fiery moments of ecstasy are merely shadows of what somewhere else we have felt, or of what we long someday to feel
Who am I to tamper with a masterpiece?
