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Money doesn\'t smell, but when it starts to rule the world, it becomes stuffy.
There is no need to complicate people\'s lives by proving to them how simple it is.
A man\'s night shave is an open declaration of intentions, a woman\'s night makeup is a graceful way to deflect them.
In the relationship economy, sex is an overvalued asset with a high risk of depreciation.
If an artist is not recognized for a long time, he becomes a cartoonist.
There is no worse crime than not noticing a naked woman.
Talent in the intimate sphere is an asset that quickly depreciates without other advantages.
Cosmic injustice: a system where there is a job desk between your wallet and your sofa.
The tragedy of well-being: when there is everything for drama except a reason.
Some people are as concerned about who should pay for whom on dates as if they were going on them.
The body\'s special talent: knowing for sure that you will be broken tomorrow, even before you start to fall asleep today.
The romance of flowers is fleeting, but the sweet mark on the scales will delight her for many months to come.
Hyperinflation is the only sale where the prices go up faster than you can get to the checkout.
Turning to science is an escape from ignorance to loneliness.
It is much easier to teach a person to speak than to force him to shut up.
One girl is an option, two girls is an alternative, three girls is a choice!
The night fairy does not trade in the body, but in a rare commodity - the absence of morning complaints.
Education is the skeleton of knowledge on which life strings the meat of experience.
For a girl, childhood ends when she is called not to eat, but to cook.
A woman is the only gift that wraps itself.
An experienced woman is one who skillfully plays the role of a naive debutante.
Law is a legal way of ensuring the disenfranchisement of the majority in a clear minority.
Behind every great man there is a woman who is checking his phone at that moment.
When the Pentagon is about to scrap a large batch of old weapons, a military conflict breaks out somewhere in the world.
From civilization to barbarism is only one step. The road in the opposite direction is much more difficult...
A woman\'s selfless love is an investment with an unpredictable payment bill.
If you are the first candidate to be fired, don\'t be too upset, perhaps you will be the first to find a new job...
New Year does not give years of life, but new life for your soul.
Europe is tired of hostility with Russia, and Russia has not yet recovered from friendship with Europe.
The hardest thing about an interview is to pretend that you really want to work.
