Johnny Knoxville

'My heart goes out to the kid's family, but we've done everything we can to prevent this type of thing from happening,'

'We were doing side-straddle hops, ... and, you know, deep knee bends.'

'I don't feel I really had anything to prove, ... The part was offered to me outright, so I didn't audition for it. But pretty much Southern, ne'er-do-well, you know, father of a beautiful little girl ... Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much me. Yeah.'

'Oh yeah yeah yeah,'

'Why don't you two hillbillies join us out here,'

'Jesus Christ - his weed is NUTS! I'm not much of a weed guy - I'll take whatever pills you have - but the weed, man, always hits me wrong. But you try and say no to Willie Nelson when he goes [pretends to take a toke and waves it in my direction], man, you CAN'T do it!'

'Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?'

'Unfortunately, you know, it's been a while and he, you know, ... Kind of like oatmeal, you know?'

'Get high on grass - the legal kind'

'I should quit, but man we have so much fun.'

'You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.'

'I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.'

'You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?'

'Hit him in the ding ding!\''

'It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.'