Feb 4, 1947 - Present
America\'s 44th Vice President
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When you make as many speeches and you talk as much as I do and you get away from the text, it's always a possibility to get a few words tangled here and there.
I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was. He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years.
I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.
Lookit, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? Ask me... There's not going to be any more handler stories because I'm the handler... I'm Doctor Spin.
The US has a vital interest in that area of the country [Latin America].
El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.
We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
I was recently on a tour of Latin America,and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
The future will be better tomorrow.
We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible.
Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren't. I don't know if its the way you say it, or how you look.
When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it's Mr. Vice President, because that is who he is.
In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get - The Future!
It would be a serious mistake to replace a seasoned statesman with a tempermental tycoon who has no respect for the constitution.
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future.
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make. ЂўVice President Dan Quayle Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another. ЂўAmbrose Bierce You could compile the worst book in the world entirely out of selected passages from the best writes in the world.
The future will be better tomorrow
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.
This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!
Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement
You do the policy, I'll do the politics.