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Toasts to the Different Genders


"Here's to the men of all classes
Who through lasses and glasses
Will make themselves asses."

"Here's to our wives and lovers,
May they never meet!"

"Here's to the model husband,
Usually somebody elses."

"To the ladies, God bless 'em,
May nothing distress them."

"Here's health to the men,
And may the ladies live forever."

"Here's to the man who loves his wife
And loves his wife alone
For many a man loves another man's wife
When he ought to be loving his own." - Burns

"Here's to the ladies,
They need no praise...
They speak for themselves!"

"Here's to every man here,
May he be what he thinks himself to be."
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