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I‘m telling you, the votes are there in the Unites States Senate, … This is not a question of whether it is going to happen, but when it’s going to happen. (Ace Goodman)
It seems to me the shareholders came first. (Ace Goodman)
It strikes me you’re trying to have it both ways, … I find it troubling, in terms of credibility. (Ace Goodman)
Oregon’s fishing industry is a critical part of our state’s economy, and it will benefit in many ways from this Federal support approved today, … The dollars included in this bill will also go toward improving Oregon’s tsunami readiness, while also giving a boost to our state’s cutting-edge oceanic research for the benefit of Oregon and the nation as a whole. (Ace Goodman)
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She will face some very significant questioning, I believe, in the hearings, but she certainly deserves the benefit of the doubt. (Ace Goodman)
That’s an astounding theory of consumer protection (Ace Goodman)
There have been indications for some months now that taxpayer interests aren’t protected. I’m glad the Defense Department is finally coming to ask some tough questions. They should have been raising these issues many months ago. (Ace Goodman)
They just have great cards. They’ve got all three branches of government. They’ve got the bully pulpit. (Ace Goodman)
This house better get cleaned up in six months. The swamp is going to have to be drained pretty quickly. (Ace Goodman)
This is indeed a concern, … We will tackle it. (Ace Goodman)
This voluntary program consists mostly of stuff they’re already required to do (Ace Goodman)
Today’s modest action starts the long march to start to reform the tax breaks as they relate to the oil industry, and limits these incentives to the smaller oil companies that actually need the help the most (Ace Goodman)
We have a bit more direction today than before, but . . . there is still a long way to go. (Ace Goodman)
We’re looking for the right vehicle to get this important provision into law and get some cost containment into the Medicare benefit. (Ace Goodman)
[But her declarations weren’t strong enough to convince some senators.] Gale Norton is no James Watt, but that distinction alone is not enough to justify this nomination, … I will vote ‘no.’ (Ace Goodman)
[Kenny's homeboys see him display his 'love kit']
Ritchie Koolboy: Aw damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.
DJ Sammy: Yo, who's a fag?
Kenny Fisher: Yo, both of y'all. That is a "Fragrance of Love" scented candle, bitch. Damn! (Ace Goodman)
Denise: Besides, I heard that song was about his dog.
Preston: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda?
Denise: My cousin had a dog name Samantha.
Preston: Shut up about the dog, OK? (Ace Goodman)
Denise: There's a mirror right there. Take a look, you're white. (Ace Goodman)
Stoner Guy: You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady. (Ace Goodman)
Mike Dexter: I'll kick everyone's ass in this room! (Ace Goodman)
[sees Kenny Fisher posing in a mirror]
Denise: Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train." (Ace Goodman)
Preston: It was October, freshman year. First time in history that I'd ever missed the bus. If I had arrived on time, I never would've seen her. But as it was, I was the first person at Huntington Hills High to set eyes on Amanda Beckett. It was her first day at school. Then, I'm sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast when out of all the classrooms in the entire school, she walks into mine. And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Now, up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart - the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to proceed? (Ace Goodman)
Denise: Just so you know, judging from my little experience, I kind of believe in fate. It just works in really fucked up ways sometimes.
Preston: Especially in your case. I'm sorry. You gave that to me, I just had to take it. Take care. Peace out, G! (Ace Goodman)
Exchange student: Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine! (Ace Goodman)
Exchange student: Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine! Sex machine.
[the crying drunk girl stumbles over to the exchange student]
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Idlke tschyourenis
[subtitle translation:]
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: I'd like to touch your penis! (Ace Goodman)
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