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Tyler Durden: No I didn't quite catch that Lou. [Lou hits Tyler again] Tyler Durden: Still not getting it. [Lou hits Tyler a few more times] Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. Shit I lost it. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Graham: Then I guess the real question is who brought all those remarkably unique cultures together and taught them all how to park their cars on their lawns? (Ace Goodman) Peter: [laughing] People, man... people. (Ace Goodman) Peter: The Kings are playing tonight. Anthony: Man, I know you just pretend to like hockey to piss me off! (Ace Goodman) [hangs up, and Ria gets out of bed.] Graham: What's up, baby, where you going? Ria: Well, last I checked, I was white - and you were jerking off in the shower. Graham: Oh, come on. I would have said a Mexican, but I don't think it would have pissed her off so much! Ria: Okay, here's a little geography lesson. My mother was from Puerto Rico, and my father was from El Salvador and *neither* of those are in Mexico! (Ace Goodman) Peter: Because we have guns? Anthony: You could be right. (Ace Goodman) [Officer Hanson nods] Officer Ryan: You have no idea. (Ace Goodman) Maria: What's that Mrs. Jean? Jean: You're the best friend I have. (Ace Goodman) Rick: You what?... Look, why don't you just go lie down, ok? Have you checked on James? Jean: Well of course I've checked on James. I've checked on him every five minutes since we've been home. Do not patronize me. I want the locks changed again in the morning. Rick: Shhhh. It's ok. Just go to bed, alright? Jean: Okay, didn't I just tell you not to treat me like a child? Maria: I'm sorry Mrs. Jean. It's okay, I go home now? Rick: It's okay. Thank you very much for staying Maria. Maria: You're welcome. No problem. Goodnight Mrs. Jean. Jean: [rudely] Goodnight. I would like the locks changed again in the morning. And you know what, you might mention that next time we'd appreciate it if they didn't send a gang member... Rick: A gang member? Jean: Yes, yeah. Rick: What do you mean? That kid in there? Jean: Yea. The guy in there with the shaved head, the pants around his ass, the prison tattos. Rick: Oh come on. Those are not prison tattos. Jean: Oh really? And he's not gonna go sell our key to one of his gang baner friends the moment he's out our door? Rick: Look, you've had a really tough night. I think it'd be best if you'd go upstairs right now and... Jean: And what? Wait for them to break in? [yelling] Jean: I just had a gun pointed in my face... Rick: You lower your voice. Jean: [yelling] ... and it was my fault because I knew it was gonna happen. But if a white person sees two black men walking towards her and she turns and walks away, she's a racist, right? Well I got scared and I didn't do anything and ten seconds later I had a gun in my face. Now I am telling you, your amigo in there is going to sell our key to one of his homes and this time it would be really fucking great if you acted like you gave a shit! (Ace Goodman) Shaniqua: My name is Shaniqua Jackson. Officer Ryan: Shaniqua. Big fucking surprise. (Ace Goodman) Karen: You know, I think you're worrying too much. You have a lot of support in the black community. Rick: ll right. if we can't duck this thing, we're gonna have to neutralize it. What we need is a picture of me pinning a medal on a black man. The firefighter - the one that saved the camp or something - Northridge... what's his name? Bruce: He's Iraqi. (Ace Goodman) Elizabeth: [confused] He doesn't have what? (Ace Goodman) Katie: She may still have company. (Ace Goodman) | |
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