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Madeline Ashton: She is? Oh. These are the moments that make life worth living. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Helen: You may have always won, but you never played fair! Madeleine: Who cares how I played? I won! (Ace Goodman) Ernest: What are you doing? Lisle: I'm loving you. (Ace Goodman) Ernest Menville: Then what? Lisle Von Rhuman: What? Ernest Menville: Then what happens? Lisle Von Rhuman: What? Ernest Menville: I don't want to live forever. I mean, it sounds good, but what am I gonna do? What if I get bored? Lisle Von Rhuman: What? Ernest Menville: And what if I get lonely? Who am I gonna hang around with, Madeleine and Helen? (Ace Goodman) Ernest: Yes, but everybody else will! I'll have to watch everyone around me die. I don't think this is right. This is not a dream. This is a nightmare! (Ace Goodman) [In Coroner's lab. Madeline's charred torso and arm is visible with a fused beer bottle in her hand] Coroner: [Picks up hand with bottle] Blood alcohol level- 3.0... She had it coming. [Drops hand, bottle brakes] Helen Sharp: Case closed, Madeline's dead, and we're free! (Ace Goodman) Lisle Von Rhuman: Oh! Thank you! (Ace Goodman) [Crash of thunder and lightning] (Ace Goodman) Ernest Menville: What occasion? Lisle Von Rhuman: I'm throwing a party upstairs... I throw one every Spring, for my clients. Ernest Menville: All right... ok... what do you want with me? Lisle Von Rhuman: For you... I'd like to give a present... The gift of life and youth, forever... (Ace Goodman) Madeline: So? It's been nearly that long already. Anna: Miss Ashton, you had one three weeks ago. (Ace Goodman) Ernest Menville: Girls, girls! Let's just calm down! I'm sure we can settle this peacefully and nego... WHOA! (Ace Goodman) Sheriff of Rottingham: A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy! (Ace Goodman) Blinkin: Did you say "Abe Lincoln"? (Ace Goodman) Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing? Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming. (Ace Goodman) Scarlet: Scarlet's my middle name. My full name is Will Scarlet O'Hara. [pause] Scarlet: We're from Georgia. (Ace Goodman) [hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo] Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs. Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here. (Ace Goodman) Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century. Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse." Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change! (Ace Goodman) Abbot: I hate that guy! (Ace Goodman) | |
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