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Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: My wife is in a safe? Lazlo: Place! Safe place! Let me finish the sentence. (Ace Goodman) Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: No! No, sir. He locked himself in the trunk. Lazlo: [pause] This I believe. (Ace Goodman) Jimmy Tudeski: Just like C block, huh Strabo? Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: [in the background] I fell down the stairs, Strabo! (Ace Goodman) | |
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Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: You don't do it anymore, do you? Jimmy Tudeski: When I was 12 I saw my father naked in a shower. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Well, that's probably why you wet the bed. Very Freudian. Jungian. (Ace Goodman) Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: A pillar of salt? Jimmy Tudeski: Yeah. Moses said that. Read the bible, Oz! (Ace Goodman) Lazlo: I can't really remember. Why? Is somebody shooting at you? (Ace Goodman) [referring to a tower of glasses on the table] Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: It's what we've been building for the last few hours. Jimmy Tudeski: Well, get it out of here! Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Why? Jimmy Tudeski: Because I hate it! It makes me sad. (Ace Goodman) Jimmy Tudeski: [later] Did you have a good relationship with your father? Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Yeah, we were like pals. Jimmy Tudeski: I wanna to kill my father. I want to take a icepick and stick it right in his eyeball. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Still gonna throw up. Jimmy Tudeski: We had some great times though. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: You and your father? Jimmy Tudeski: No. Me and Cynthia. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: [burps] That's almost vomit. (Ace Goodman) [Lazlo's people start laughing at him] Lazlo: I am flabbergasted! Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I'm sorry? Lazlo: Chagrined! That you don't see the resemblance in the facial structure! Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: [to Lazlo's boys] And you guys basically understand all of this? (Ace Goodman) Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who's Blanche? Jimmy Tudeski: Consuelo! Xerxes! Alert the others! There's been a tragedy! Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who's Blanche? Jimmy Tudeski: This is Blanche. You killed her. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I'm sorry. Jimmy Tudeski: Go home, Oz. Go home before something bad happens. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Something bad already has happened; Cynthia's been kidnapped! Jimmy Tudeski: Blanche, put down in her prime... Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: He names his chickens! You name your chickens? [Jimmy runs away crying] Jimmy Tudeski: WAAAHHHH! Blanche! You're DEAD! (Ace Goodman) Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Yimmys dead! Jimmys dead! Their both dead! (Ace Goodman) Paris: Paris. Rhodes: Paris, huh? I'll get it. [Gets chips from vending machine] Rhodes: Never been. Paris: Well, you ain't goin' tonight. (Ace Goodman) Paris: [Sarcastic] Oh. Funny. (Ace Goodman) Larry: Polk County. Paris: That's where I was born. Which town? Larry: Mulberry. Paris: [points to herself] Frostproof. Larry: No wonder you left. (Ace Goodman) | |
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