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Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets. (Ace Goodman) Puss-in-Boots: Um... that's... not mine... (Ace Goodman) Puss-in-Boots: Hey, boss. Let's shave him. (Ace Goodman) | |
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Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different? Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me! (Ace Goodman) Pinocchio: What should I say? Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear. Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear. Pinocchio: [silence] Shrek: Are you? Pinocchio: I most certainly am not. Pinocchio: [nose extends] . Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are. Pinocchio: I am not. Pinocchio: [nose extends] Puss-in-Boots: What Kind? Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG! (Ace Goodman) Puss-in-Boots: Oh, the rich king? So. (Ace Goodman) Puss-in-Boots: Whatever happens... I must not... cry. (Ace Goodman) Prince Charming: Yes, cherry flavored. Want a taste? (Ace Goodman) Shrek: Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity. (Ace Goodman) Shrek: How many cats can wear boots? Honestly?... (Ace Goodman) Shrek: It's a little early to be thinking about that, isn't it? King: Indeed! I had just started eating. (Ace Goodman) Puss-in-Boots: And Donkey! (Ace Goodman) Shrek: Ogres! Yes! Queen: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold? King: Oh, no, no. Of course not! That's assuming you don't eat your own young. Princess Fiona: Dad! Shrek: Oh, no, we usually prefer the ones who have been locked away in the tower. Princess Fiona: Shrek, please! King: I only did that because I love her! Shrek: Oh, yeah! Daycare or dragon-guarded castle! (Ace Goodman) [cough - hack - cough] Puss-in-Boots: He he... Hairball. Donkey: Oh, that is nasty! (Ace Goodman) Pinocchio: Shrek? Donkey? Puss-in-Boots: Too late. (Ace Goodman) | |
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