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Lawrence Bourne III: Yeah, well, before I commit any of that to memory, would there be anything in this for me? Chung Mee: Speed is important in business. Time is money. Lawrence Bourne III: You said opium was money. Chung Mee: Money is Money. Lawrence Bourne III: Well then, what is time again? (Ace Goodman) | |
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Lawrence Bourne Jr: Have we ever done this before? Lawrence Bourne III: No, we're breaking new wind. Dad, I need $28,000; it's the matter of a little gambling debt. I can assure you it will never happen again. Lawrence Bourne Jr: Well, I must say it doesn't surprise me. You have been a constant disappointment to your mother and me ever since the day we brought you home from the orphanage. Lawrence Bourne III: Stop it, Dad. You know I'm not adopted. Lawrence Bourne Jr: [Puts his head in his hands] I know, but please; just allow me this little fantasy. (Ace Goodman) Lawrence Bourne III: Well, Booty, we'd better get down to the real sex then. Bootsy: Graduation! My speech. [leaps out of bed] Bootsy: I don't even have a theme yet! [to Kent] Bootsy: I'm the valedictorian at Smith. [Leaves holding her clothes] (Ace Goodman) At Toon: Asshole! Tom Tuttle: What! who called me an asshole? Lawrence Bourne III: I don't know, but it should have been me. At Toon: It was me. You are an asshole, man. Tom Tuttle: [Laughing] You speak English? Lawrence Bourne III: Either that or he's an incredible mimic. At Toon: You bet, Ace. I am At Toon, the sharpest thing this village has ever seen. I spend two years in American school in Bangkok. Big deal, I rather be here. (Ace Goodman) Tammy: Yes? Lawrence Bourne III: Could you get the pilot to send a telegram for me? [Writes down message] Lawrence Bourne III: 'Dear Dad. Have made terrible mistake and joined the Peace Corps. Please arrange to have me brought home at once. Your loving son, blah, blah, blah Lawrence'. Tammy: Are you sure? Lawrence Bourne III: Do I look like I'm associated with this hootenanny? And when you come back, bring me something with alcohol in it. (Ace Goodman) Beth Wexler: You mean you spent that time talking to me and being nice so that you could have sex with me? Lawrence Bourne III: Well, yes. I mean I think I've put in the hours, don't you? (Ace Goodman) [Reads telegram] John Reynolds: You must have some kind of pull back home. Lawrence Bourne III: Well, we do like to consider Washington our back yard. John Reynolds: Yep; never seen anything like it. Waiver of training, physical, background check; immediate assignment to the Peace Corps at Loon Ta. Lawrence Bourne III: What! Loon Ta! You mean I'm in the Peace Corps? There, there must be some mistake! Tom Tuttle: Hey, Larry, you going to Loon Ta? So am I. Lawrence Bourne III: Wait a minute, don't tell me he's going too! (Ace Goodman) Bobby: That's a pretty decent philosophy you got there. Darrell: Yeah, well, no charge. (Ace Goodman) Bobby: She's dead. Jenny: Oh... that's sad. Don't that make you sad? Bobby: I've had time to get over it. (Ace Goodman) | |
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